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Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me

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Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me

Join Jordan for her rootinest, tootinest, shootinest hour of musical comedy yet.

Following acclaimed runs in London and Edinburgh, the multi-award-winning star and creator of ITV’s Transaction hits the road with a guitar on her back, a bounty on her ballbag, and some very poorly written death threats in her DMs.

When Jordan stripped off live on Channel 4 (and won a BAFTA in the process), bigots around the globe went ballistic. Luckily… so were her tits.

Is the cost of success worth it? How do you live up to your own sky-high expectations? And most importantly, should you even be a comedian when your bum looks this good?

Suitable for 16yrs+
Please note, this production contains strong language, themes of transphobia and discrimination, violence and death threats.

Comedy at the Marlowe Theatre is sponsored by

Harwood Building Control

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